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The Funny Pages + Humorville 1

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."

— Henry Ward Beecher

The following pages are all meant to challenge you in a humorous way, one challenge of which is that the Almighty God, Creator of the universe, has a sense of humor. So read them, share them, laugh with them, but don't hate them because they're beautiful. (!)

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Guys Rule(s)!!! Here's a link to a humorous list of rules that women must live by if they want a happy relationship with their man!!! Men of the world - unite! Go here.

You'll find frocks on Aisle 10


OK, we've heard of putting God in a box, but...?


Al Trautwig orders a Super Value Combo For those of you who don't know Al Trautwig this won't make much sense. But if you know the voice behind NBC's Olympic Gymnastics coverage and the way he can take ten words and weave them into a thousand words of really terrible prose, you, dear reader, may enjoy this. It was gleaned from the internet and the author is unknown: "With an indominable spirit that's only matched by natural hunger I'd ike to take command of the number five meal like few have ever done before! A large coke is but a hint of what's in store for this hunger-ravaged gentleman who's tasted the penultimate. But it wasn't enough; the memories persisted. And when the timing was right, he returned. But this time he's not just ordering a meal, he's fulfilling a dream, a dream and a promise to his stomach. A stomach that's not unlike one we might see walking down the street, except for one big difference, this is Al Trautwig's stomach and it knows something that maybe other stomachs don't - that it's not enough just to eat, it's got to consume!! Only a few times in history has a stomach been so challenged by the effects of metabolism and time, and not just any time, but a time that says, 'It's 2:30pm - and I'm hungry. That last bagel was hours ago.' Luckily, or should I say, just as expected--that veiled request got an answer, and the answer was a resounding 'Yes.' A 'yes' that isn't often heard so much anymore, a 'yes' that... "Sir, just drive up."

BlondeStar An mp3 file taking the OnStar commercials and blondes for a ride. Click here.

BillBoards
In keeping with our whole Love for Corporate Ripoffs theme, a man - let's call him "Bill" - has graciously lent us these wonderful ideas. Yes, they are contrived; yes, they take semi-original ideas and christianize them, but how soon do you think it will be before we actually see some of these on Christian T-shirts?!!! For a closet-full of real shirts - shirts that people actually wear - go to any of the tours of duty we've been to (spirit west coast or creation west) and get an eyefull of those beauties.