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Here are some persons, places, and things which have a tendency to make us squirm. Have any you'd like to share? Send them in. We'll put them here. We'll all squirm together.

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Praise the Lord you didn't get one.

You know, there some simple things in life we can be so thankful for; the air we breathe, water and food, and that we did not get a refrigerator magnet that so masterfully captures the beauty of the human voice singing praises to the God of the Universe. Listen here for a refrigerator magnet "gift" from a certain television network, which when pressed elicits these sweet sounds... (Warning: It's like being in heaven around the throne of God with all the angels singing!)
Another "Pray this is a joke" Site

At our site you can have all of your electronic documents blessed with a blessing of your own choice, using our Holy Server.
 That's what it says folks. Yea, verily, you have seldom seen anything like digibless.com. It's too unbelievable to believe our account so go there and be stunned and amazed.
(Please pray this is a practical joke and we that just fell for it. Ha ha, that would make us feel all better.)
Finally, we can actually know!!!

No more worrying about where you will go after death. We've found a website test that actually calculates whether we are going or not with their Are You Going To Heaven? test!
Can you spare just a few moments answering just a dozen or so questions to put your mind at ease? Then go here and find out now!!! Waste no time!
Hmmm...

There is a subsite called Virtual Hell located on the site called www.just4kidsmagazine.com.
"Just 4 kids magazine." Got that?
And it has "realistic graphics" from someone who, apparently, has been there and back and lived to tell the tale!!!

Decide for yourself. Go to hell from here, but make sure your Depends™ are on tight! It will make you want to repent all over again and again!

And if you make it back alive after looking at all the realistic graphics, if you haven't slipped into full cardiac arrest, let us know what you think about it over in Forum land, under the forum called The Ghetto.
The Christian unimagination train continues to roll at high velocity down the track of mediocrity with this Lord of the Rings ripoff.

One wonders how Tolkien might feel; one of the most creative writers in modern times, and a Christian. What would he think of American Christianity and our xerox-like mentality?
It wasn't enough to just steal and Christianize the name of the book and movies, some bloke had to take a whole verse from the book's cryptic message dealing with the mystery of the Ring and rewrite it with appropriate Christianese!!!

Tolkien's rolling in his grave.
Not only can we steal but we can sink to new depths in absolute bad taste. Like these handsome, subdued ties.
Is it just me or is there a subtle toilet paper message here?

(These are real, my friends.)
Just to make sure that one can witness whilst crossing legs at a business meeting, some company is offfering these gems. That heathen corporate CEO you just had lunch with will undoubtedly repent of his sins, take up his cross, and follow Jesus after being convicted to the core by these Cross Socks.

OK. This is no joke. The smelly socks above were advertised on the website as Cross Dress Socks. We crud you not. Socks for Christian Cross Dressers?
And just what was going through the skulls of thickness when someone came up with this Xian shirt??? "Look, I'm a Christian, and I'm in denial!" Nothing like setting yourself up! Crimaney! Someone should take one of those Cross socks above, fill it with WWJD bracelets and pummle this guy on the noodle.

(And it's "I'm" not "Im" fercryinoutloud! Unless your grammar is in denial, as well.)

 
 

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